I’m proud of my random boners.
If you have teeth that remind me of sharp objects, we can’t be together.
The world would be a better place if more girls would openly discuss watching porn.
Tan lines are incredibly sexy.
Girls, don’t act shy about things after we fucked.
We fucked.
Sometimes my brain gets in the way of my dick.
As a man, I don’t give a shit what your knees or ankles look like.
You’re a girl. It’s ingrained in your biology to want sex. Don’t pretend you don’t.
I fantasize about normal, cheesy shit just as much as I fantasize about sex.
Part of the reason I like girls who don’t wear a lot of makeup is because I don’t like the taste of makeup.
